HACKY SACK LOOKS GREAT ON THE COMMON APP
You may be wondering, what's taking so long with member of the month. We wanted to let you know that it's not that we take a long time with decisions, because Conrad easily trumps the test, it's just because JD is too lazy to do anything ON TIME FOR ONCE. Conrad Davis is the reason our club is still standing, after his terrific sales engineering to form a profit of over $300 for the HHSHS international (Which was donated to charity), by selling our sweet gluten free, non-GMO, vegan, organic, bandanas. His help was so necessary for our club it even trumps some of the support we have from our captains so far (HINT HINT JD) and easily puts Conrad on track for a lucrative career in the suicide prevention/ hacky sack dual industry. That is why Conrad Davis, even though he is deserving of so much more for being a stellar student, person, and sacker, at the very least deserves the very coveted, world renowned HHSHS international Member of the Month.